document.write("<p><b><font size='+2'>Birding</font></b></p><p>\r\n<p>A few fraternity brothers needed to fill a science requirement in order\r\nto graduate, so they spent weeks studying for the final.&nbsp; The day\r\nof the exam arrived and they were more than ready for the test.&nbsp; The\r\nteacher pulled out a chart, and on it were different pictures of bird's\r\nlegs.&nbsp; The teacher said, \"This is your exam.&nbsp; Name these birds\r\nby their legs.\"\r\n<p>After 10 minutes one boy stood up, absolutely furious, and slammed the\r\npaper down on the teachers desk.&nbsp; \"Dammit!\" he hollered.&nbsp; \"You\r\nknew I needed to pass this exam to graduate.&nbsp; How could you do this\r\nto me?\"\r\n<p>The guy begins to leave the room and the teacher yells at him, \"Hey\r\nyou, boy, what's your name?\"\r\n<p>The student pulls up his pants, revealing his legs, and says, \"I don't\r\nknow sir. You tell me.\"");